Wednesday, March 19, 2008

BREAKING: Pryor chooses Maryland!

Four days after declaring Penn State "too country" for him, prized quarterback recruit Terrelle Pryor announced today that he will attend Maryland. The announcement came as a shock, as sources previously said Pryor had narrowed his choices to Ohio State and Michigan. Pryor ultimately decided that Columbus was "too hot" and Ann Arbor was "too cold." College Park, according to Pryor, was "just right."

Seriously, though, I'm sick of this story. Make up your mind already.

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