By now you've heard that Chris Berman will interview Barack Obama and John McCain during tonight's Redskins-Steelers game. How might Boomer refer to the presidential hopefuls, I wonder...
Barack "Cartwright" Obama
Barack "Chalk, Jayhawk" Obama
Barack "And Roll" Obama
Barack "Collection" Obama
Barack "Save Your Drama For Your" Obama
Barack "Oh! Oh! Oh!" Obama
Barack "You Like a Hurricane" Obama
John "Edwin" McCain
"Ral" John McCain
John "Riggins "McCain"
John "Night Train" McCain
John McCain "And Abel"
John "Bring the Pain" McCain
John Mc "Lane Kiffin"
Please feel free to leave your own superior suggestions in the comments.
